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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Perks of working at a liquor store, always getting to sample new liquor..while getting paid for it
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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Customers at the liquor store:
"Are you old enough to be working here?"
Hey, old man river, zip it or I'll break ya hip
"Are you old enough to be working here?"
Hey, old man river, zip it or I'll break ya hip
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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Let's Go Get Stoned
Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
I would really care if you died
And I'll forgive you if you ever lied
And I'll forgive you if you ever lied
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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Oh well, it's hump day. Good morning
Wake and bake
Wake and bake
Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
@Zack_Payne4 @Eminem don't tag Eminem like this was a fire bar
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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Instead of being a hater and banning the trans why not just focus on unbanning the grams..in TEXAS?!#cannabis
Fkkn Chump.
@realDonaldTrump
Fkkn Chump.
@realDonaldTrump
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Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
When bitches give you the side eye cause they're with their 'man'
First off, don't nobody want him.
Second, I got a Man.
Third, ITS MY JOB
First off, don't nobody want him.
Second, I got a Man.
Third, ITS MY JOB
Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Showers at night always feel extra refreshing
Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
@wecanbeghostly I love you
Kelly Dee
@kellydee91
Still in bed but like it's Sunday
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
