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@kierstenhm
If u feel like crying: Nancy sits by the front door and meows when Shelly leaves for work in the morning
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@kierstenhm
i just wish ppl would stop lying about the meaning of LGBT
the real meaning is:
LETS
GET
BITCHES
TONIGHT
all other meanings are WRONG!
the real meaning is:
LETS
GET
BITCHES
TONIGHT
all other meanings are WRONG!
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@kierstenhm
what she thinks she looks like:
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what I think she looks like:
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what I think she looks like:
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@kierstenhm
I always make Camp Sick in my living room when I'm ill. Tons of pillows. Ample supple of crackers. Every electronic device I own
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@kierstenhm
@katalienim @WWU @WWU_AS embarrassing
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@kierstenhm
@dnalgnenydroj Ooooo I love petty whoever it is, you tell em.
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@kierstenhm
Had a dream that I was pregnant & Shelly & I were like but then I remembered " oh right I'm gay!" So now I can go back to sleep soundly
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If you ever need help cleaning just hmu. It relaxes me.
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@kierstenhm
Just a general reminder that friends can be abusive, so be aware of warning signs/talk to people about it
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@kierstenhm
After an 8 year break (Thanks, Obama!), impeachthemotherfuckeralready.com (#ITMFA) is back in action to raise funds for organizations fighting Trump
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@kierstenhm
But! I do get to spend it with my love, and we got Mexican food and watched movies, so it ended up okay.
...but wait! There's more!
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
