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Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
@chrishanken92 (in a deep voice) "are you my niece? I'M GONNA MAKE YOU MY NIECE TONIGHT."
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Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
not even five minutes. that's all i asked for.
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Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
oh & drove all the way to effingham tonight to find out both bowling alleys there were closed. #fuckyou.
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
my dog chewed her nipple raw. like it's bleeding now. #what?
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
and some people have come pretty close before, so watch out.
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
โ@reIatabIe: When girls call their boyfriends โdaddyโ I just want to vomit all over their existence โ
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
bored as hell chillin' in the garage while chris fucks with this garage door opener.
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Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
@chrishanken92 cuts ice cream with a knife.. #uhh? #wierdo.
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
no electricity. again.
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
so. damn. emotional. who the fuck am i?
Kristen Boyer
@klrb93
is it friday yet? ready for the #hangover part III.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
