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Kris P Kreme
@krisv_723
Him: so is your Peanut Butter Bunker made of peanut butter, or just stocked with it?
Me: yes
Me: yes
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Kris P Kreme π§©
@krisv_723
Hormones Feelings
Fucking
Assholes
Fucking
Assholes
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Kris P Kreme π§©
@krisv_723
Good morning.
Donβt be a dumb bitch today.
Donβt be a dumb bitch today.
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Kris P Kreme π§©
@krisv_723
I'm the only one of me,
let me keep you company...
You're the only one of you,
baby that's the fun of you.
let me keep you company...
You're the only one of you,
baby that's the fun of you.
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Kris P Kreme π©
@krisv_723
@IamDadSerious Congratulations
Kris P Kreme π©
@krisv_723
Mark premature
Zuckerberg ejaculators
short bangs
Zuckerberg ejaculators
short bangs
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Kris P Kreme π©
@krisv_723
CW(new mom): βI have to go pump.β
Me: βNeed a hand?β
HR:
Me: βNeed a hand?β
HR:
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Kris P Grinchmas π
@krisv_723
@thequeensheart If I see it hung so it is unrolled under I will change it so itβs over.
Kris P Kreme
@krisv_723
#FF one of the sweetest up here & get her to 14k twitter.com/urmumsausernamβ¦
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Kris P Kreme
@krisv_723
Aww I was blocked by a thief pic.twitter.com/DUeUXD4YOf
Kris P Kreme
@krisv_723
Her- Iβm a squirter...
Cecil- I got this...
*grabs water wings and snorkel
Her- But...
Cecil- *grabs lube
Her-
Cecil- I got this...
*grabs water wings and snorkel
Her- But...
Cecil- *grabs lube
Her-
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
