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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#mondaymirth
What is βmuffinsβ spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
What is βmuffinsβ spelled backwards?
Exactly what you do when you take them out of the oven.
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
What do you call a lazy Doctor?
Doctor Do Little
What do you call a lazy Doctor?
Doctor Do Little
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
How did the violin get into the orchestra?
It pulled a few strings.
How did the violin get into the orchestra?
It pulled a few strings.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
Monday is the start of Diarrhoea Awareness Week.
It runs through until Friday.
Monday is the start of Diarrhoea Awareness Week.
It runs through until Friday.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#wednesdaywit
How did Ted crash his helicopter?
He was a bit cold so he turned the fan off.
How did Ted crash his helicopter?
He was a bit cold so he turned the fan off.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#sillysaturday
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra? Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat!
What are the two main ingredients in Viagra? Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat!
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Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#sillysaturday
A man was seeing his doctor. the doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad newβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
A man was seeing his doctor. the doctor said, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the bad newβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokefriday
What do you call a blueberry that uses foul language? Berry Rude.
What do you call a blueberry that uses foul language? Berry Rude.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
#badjokethursday
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Lorraine Jo King
@lahlahbean
Why do Norwegians build their own tables?
No Ikea!
#1pun
#badjokefriday
No Ikea!
#1pun
#badjokefriday
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
