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lex
@lexusmith
@trishapaytas Trish I love you but whyβs your booty hole so hollow
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@lexusmith
I was in line getting coffee and I literally almost ran out of my car to catch this βparrotβ
AHDJFIRNTID
Itβs a fucking fly trap
AHDJFIRNTID
Itβs a fucking fly trap
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lex
@lexusmith
Best way to get a guy to stop hitting on you is to tell them you're pregnant
lex
@lexusmith
Can't stand people that always have a bad attitude. I CAN NOT stress that enough. Good vibes only my friends
lex
@lexusmith
@HannahSmith689 then you're not ready to love someone & you should work on loving yourself!!!
lex
@lexusmith
Thinking about the fact I used to straighten my hair everyday makes me cringe my poor curls
lex
@lexusmith
Having a child that can crawl is awesome because I turn around for .1 seconds and he's in a completely different area
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@lexusmith
When someone says I suck pic.twitter.com/z5k8bRtDOb
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lex
@lexusmith
Get you a ride or die female
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lex
@lexusmith
If u end a friendship with someone because they don't hate who u hate... U need to grow up
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
