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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
husband: *mopping up pools of blood from the kitchen floor*
me: *walks in* OH MY GOD
husband: babe, I can explain-
me: youβre cleaning
me: *walks in* OH MY GOD
husband: babe, I can explain-
me: youβre cleaning
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
If youβre wondering how well my summer break is going, I just set a reminder to finally shower tomorrow so
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
A kindergartener was standing next to me while saying the pledge today and was trying their very very best
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
I love me lucky charms
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
what normal people look like when they run:
what I look like:
what I look like:
bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
taking a nap now so I can make it to midnight
bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
i put the curvy in scurvy
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
student me, 1998:
SNOWWW DAAAYYY!!!
teacher me, 2018:
SNOWWW DAAAYYY!!!
SNOWWW DAAAYYY!!!
teacher me, 2018:
SNOWWW DAAAYYY!!!
bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
TOMATOES RUIN SANDWICHES AND BURGERS
bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
Minnie Mouse was not mini she was HUGE for a mouse
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bananafanafofisa
@lisaxy424
Air conditioning and me are like this man
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...but wait! There's more!
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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