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alissa jones
@lissajones1
Just asked Devan if heβd ever get a tattoo and he said:
βOh yeah, Iβd get a flock of dragons flying out of my butthole.β
βOh yeah, Iβd get a flock of dragons flying out of my butthole.β
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alissa jones
@lissajones1
Pls donβt talk to me about Christmas until after thanksgiving. Thanks
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alissa jones
@lissajones1
βI had a bad day...can you just hug me?β
Yes John, bring it in buddy.
Yes John, bring it in buddy.
alissa jones
@lissajones1
Fight drinking game:
Take a shot every time the ref tells McGregor to get off of Mayweather.
Take a shot every time the ref tells McGregor to get off of Mayweather.
alissa jones
@lissajones1
More in love with John than I've ever been. I hope that for every couple after they're been dating for a few years.
alissa jones
@lissajones1
Just completed my last final of my undergrad. Excuse me while I do my happy dance!
alissa jones
@lissajones1
ITS ALL ABOUT WHO YOU MAKE TIME FOR
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alissa jones
@lissajones1
People come and go, cats never leave
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alissa jones
@lissajones1
I don't know what it is, but nothing beats the feeling of having a loved one tell you that they're proud of you.
alissa jones
@lissajones1
The only thing that could make London better is if I had John by my side.
alissa jones
@lissajones1
Seriously though, be your significant others biggest supporter. Contribute to their success not their failure.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
