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Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
If I had big tits, no one would care about the dumb shit that came out of my mouth
Retweet of status by @BubblesnBooze
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Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
I REALLY WANT THIS pic.twitter.com/9mLWJvsMuK
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Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
How the hell can auto mechanics always charge DOUBLE the initial estimate? Ridiculous.
Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
one day I'm a bitch, next day I'm a babe
Retweet of status by @thecrazybxtch
Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
Once Black Panther come out the Akatas gonna be looking for Wakanda on the map..
Retweet of status by @handymayhem
Lazor
@lorigonzalez28
I burnt the beans. I am picking each one out and now I am trying to figure out how to split 11 beans evenly.
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LazyTits LZT
@lorigonzalez28
@iamdude2014 here lemme block you
LazorTits LZT
@lorigonzalez28
Discovered the joys of coconut oil and now I think I should hide it when I leave the house.
LazorTits LZT
@lorigonzalez28
No more DMs, I'm sliding in emails what's that gmail boo?
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LazorTits
@lorigonzalez28
Pizza Chucks pic.twitter.com/M09hkEJMuW
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
