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Elll peee deee ohhh
@lpdo_
You really don't want to mess with any Dominican family
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Elll peee deee ohhh
@lpdo_
Hate when I have Monday's off cause everyone else is either working or at school
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@lpdo_
Feeling like every clown costume at Halloween stores should just be burned
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Elpidio
@lpdo_
Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings told me they left their number, and asked me why I didn't call why is my life so awkward
Elpidio
@lpdo_
My parents are literally arguing about who cleaned the back yard two years ago like it's not 10 am
Elpidio
@lpdo_
I'm crying twitter.com/heartlle/statuβ¦
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Elpidio
@lpdo_
There is a difference between being thick and fat
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Nothing more annoying than when you're on a machine at the gym and someone hovers waiting for you to finish
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Elpidio
@lpdo_
A husband and wife are fighting in the diner and the husband hits her with the line "RIDDLE ME THAT ONE BATMAN!" I choked on my sandwich.
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Elpidio
@lpdo_
I need to spend a weekend in New York
Elpidio
@lpdo_
Craving pizza rolls
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
