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Satan
@luvsoralfun
Would Smartwater be considered a performance enhancing drug if you drank it during a spelling bee?
Retweet of status by @DestryBrod
09 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Would Smartwater® be considered a performance enhancing drug if you drank it during a spelling bee?
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Satan
@luvsoralfun
The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
Retweet of status by @RubiDiamond21
01 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The main reason Santa is so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” 😂
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Satan
@luvsoralfun
Whoever invented frozen French fries you can reheat with a microwave is my soulmate!
They taste exactly like Mc Donald’s fries
They taste exactly like Mc Donald’s fries
Retweet of status by @TheUnwanted666
07 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whoever invented frozen French fries you can reheat with a microwave is my soulmate!
They taste exactly like Mc Donald’s fries 🍟
Satan
@luvsoralfun
We’re happy that we’re happy
Retweet of status by @indigosu73
05 Aug 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We’re happy that we’re happy
🌲🌳🌴
Satan
@luvsoralfun
It’s a great feeling when you can share whatever stupidity you’ve done with someone and you both laugh together
Retweet of status by @thequeensheart
16 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s a great feeling when you can share whatever stupidity you’ve done with someone and you both laugh together 😂
03 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wife: You have no friends
Me: Of course I do
Wife: Family, Neighbors, Coworkers and those Twitter people don’t count.
Me: 🤔
Satan
@luvsoralfun
Today I heard someone say that if they had to haul ass, it would take 2 trips and I’m still laughing!
Retweet of status by @suecorvette
13 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Today I heard someone say that if they had to haul ass, it would take 2 trips and I’m still laughing! 😂😂😂
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Satan
@luvsoralfun
Naughty or Nice?
We're all in big trouble if Santa sees some of our tweets
We're all in big trouble if Santa sees some of our tweets
Retweet of status by @ms__pauline
04 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Naughty or Nice?
We're all in big trouble if Santa sees some of our tweets😬
Satan
@luvsoralfun
Monday’s don’t suck, that’s just your mindset. It’s your choice to make it a good day.
Happy Monday! Let’s get it
Happy Monday! Let’s get it
Retweet of status by @ovrthinkingmind
30 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Monday’s don’t suck, that’s just your mindset. It’s your choice to make it a good day.
Happy Monday! Let’s get it 👊🏼
Satan
@luvsoralfun
Paperwork doesn’t change a situation... a mindset does.
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
27 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Paperwork doesn’t change a situation... a mindset does. 🍃
Satan
@luvsoralfun
Wishing you all health and happiness.
Retweet of status by @PwrFulWmn
09 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wishing you all health and happiness. 🍃
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊