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@m0llypocket
Blueberry just got SO excited to see me that she wagged her tail while trying to roll over and hit her face with her butt
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@m0llypocket
My sister-in-law doesn't think it's weird at all when she sits by cute guys on planes and gives them my number
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@m0llypocket
My super great ex: "you're just so beautiful.... now."
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@m0llypocket
When you try to order stuff from @tartecosmetics and the order doesn't go through but they gladly charge you TWICE for it anyway
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@m0llypocket
@WhitSut11 @Classycassyxo cause I'm the best????
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@m0llypocket
because @m0llypocket always know what I need to hear pic.twitter.com/P7hXn7eBFv
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@m0llypocket
45 minute phone calls with @m0llypocket is good for the soul
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I met a guy last night with a dog named Peach and thought we were destined simply because we both named our dogs after fruit.
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@m0llypocket
I need new friends here.
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@m0llypocket
My Spotify played this as the first song on the plane, they know me (cause of @m0llypocket not cause of drugs ) pic.twitter.com/w96DVppGNb
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99ยข is out today smarturl.it/Santi99Cents pic.twitter.com/aZLPRzaxL2
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
