34.
Macy
@macy_mills
I don't understand what is so frightening to men about a genuine date, opening a door, and holding a hand. It's okay!!!
Retweet of status by @KKimball15
35.
Macy
@macy_mills
Just cut my finger because I was in deep thought while trying to eat and held my knife the wrong way. Cool
36.
37.
38.
39.
40.
Macy.
@macy_mills
But maybe if I wasn't trying to balance my checkbook while driving, I wouldn't almost wreck
Macy.
@macy_mills
You know you had a bad week when you spend your Friday night driving around and crying to sad songs by yourself.
Macy.
@macy_mills
when you start an argument with bae for no reason pic.twitter.com/HEhpGpzHBd
Retweet of status by @WeLoveRobDyrdek
Macy.
@macy_mills
@melldances @paige_emily_44 it'll be okay, guys. Charlotte was great while it lasted.
41.
42.
43.
44.
Macy.
@macy_mills
Please pray for the family as we lay sweet Pam to rest today.
Macy.
@macy_mills
My dad just walked through the house and said "I'm your brother from another mother."
Macy.
@macy_mills
@fran_kaleb no like I feel like there's something living in there. It won't stop making noises.
Macy.
@macy_mills
Just for the record I wore the same exact socks today and I'm really starting to feel like I've got my life together now
Retweet of status by @Kotajean09
...but wait! There's more!
34.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
