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pretend gardener
@magic_antigone
I wish I could use my AncestryDNA results to resurrect my granny and ask why she lied about us having Indian in our family.
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pretend gardener
@magic_antigone
New guide to classify women:
Crazy hair color: Freak who likes handcuffs
Heavy makeup: Call her a cab when you'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Crazy hair color: Freak who likes handcuffs
Heavy makeup: Call her a cab when you'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @SuzannaAloni
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pretend gardener
@magic_antigone
@G0ldenstatemike And me @ 32
pretend gardener
@magic_antigone
Whoβs tryna travel for the low? I wrote these ebooks so YOU can take ur dream trip WITHOUT breaking the bank!β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Pretend Gardener
@magic_antigone
Available in most supermarkets islands wide. Be sure to stop and pick up one knowing itβs 100% Bajan β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Generalist
@magic_antigone
Sunday #pride vibes! Samira and Lauren in their custom Siriano wedding looks are just so stunning! pic.twitter.com/IW5alpWP3Z
Generalist
@magic_antigone
How petty would it be for me to invoice all the men I dated in the past few years for my pain and suffering?
Retweet of status by @afrosypaella
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Je m'appelle
@magic_antigone
@callmedollar Jennifer stays dropping jewels pic.twitter.com/SAk123DTys
Retweet of status by @OmahaHostage
Generalist
@magic_antigone
Lain Blair is I wouldn't expect any man to turn that down.
Generalist
@magic_antigone
Wasted Talent
@magic_antigone
Neither can be trusted. pic.twitter.com/YgYmC0UonX
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
