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mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
@HanSoLow77 You’d this with all of us being home I’d get more action but this kid IS ALSO ALWAYS HOME AND BARGING IN
06 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @HanSoLow77 You’d this with all of us being home I’d get more action but this kid IS ALSO ALWAYS HOME AND BARGING IN 😂
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mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
nobody has ever seen a dinosaur ghost which means every dinosaur died happy with no unfinished business
Retweet of status by @alan_maguire
01 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote nobody has ever seen a dinosaur ghost which means every dinosaur died happy with no unfinished business 🥰🌈
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mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
When mom drives past Petsmart and says we have treats at home
IG hellomrstrawberry pic.twitter.com/T9T4JDJjyC
IG hellomrstrawberry pic.twitter.com/T9T4JDJjyC
Retweet of status by @aussiesdointhgs
26 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When mom drives past Petsmart and says we have treats at home
🎥 IG hellomrstrawberry https://t.co/T9T4JDJjyC
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
@werdup3 I would bite either just incredible honestly
16 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @werdup3 I would bite either 🤷♀️ just incredible honestly
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
MONSTERSANDALIENSSHOULDN'THAVEBORINGHUMANDICKS
Retweet of status by @IMonsterMash
11 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote MONSTERS👏AND👏ALIENS👏SHOULDN'T👏HAVE👏BORING👏HUMAN👏DICKS
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
Superior husband, superior dad, superior CHARACTER... compared to.. u know who pic.twitter.com/F4ztRLgPa0
Retweet of status by @javi_draws
31 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Superior husband, superior dad, superior CHARACTER... compared to.. u know who 😌 https://t.co/F4ztRLgPa0
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
That's right pic.twitter.com/EYpB6LASTK
Retweet of status by @AnAngryOpossum
22 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote That's 👏 right 👏 https://t.co/EYpB6LASTK
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mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
24 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometime in the last week, I saw a tweet suggesting we pronounce peanut like Keanu and my life has not been the same since 🤷🏾♂️
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
Driving down A1a, look to the east and oh shit! There’s a launch pic.twitter.com/TxlPxcc8Pa
16 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Driving down A1a, look to the east and oh shit! There’s a launch 🚀 https://t.co/TxlPxcc8Pa
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
Me: I hate Drama
Me when there's Drama: pic.twitter.com/XxMSkn6Wj3
Me when there's Drama: pic.twitter.com/XxMSkn6Wj3
Retweet of status by @SouthernHomo
08 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me: I hate Drama™
Me when there's Drama: https://t.co/XxMSkn6Wj3
mamawhale🐳
@mamawhale
TBH, I’d rather be swaddled up in Chris Evans’ sweater until I choke. How do I make that happen?
Retweet of status by @KnivesOut
05 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote TBH, I’d rather be swaddled up in Chris Evans’ sweater until I choke. How do I make that happen? 💦🚂👻
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊