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mawía
@maria_omfg
“Never underestimate a man's ability to make you feel guilty for his mistakes”
-Rihannathians 4:20
-Rihannathians 4:20
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thoughtiana
@maria_omfg
Bichiz b like "omg guys dont wipe after they pee?"
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WIPE OR SHAKE
IM STILL DRIPPIN
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WIPE OR SHAKE
IM STILL DRIPPIN
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thoughtiana
@maria_omfg
rice students be like “this uni is so privileged!! ” and in the same breath be like “i’d have a 4.0 if i was in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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la llorona👻
@maria_omfg
@maria_omfg “And it ain’t a mosh pit if they ain’t no injuries” - Travis Scott
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maria
@maria_omfg
@maria_omfg NoT aLl MeN
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bloody mary👻
@maria_omfg
halloween reminds me of how much I don't want a son since they only use it as an excuse to dress up as rick and morty absolutely sickening
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María👻
@maria_omfg
smoking weed under star projectors
I guess we'll never know what Harvard gets us
I guess we'll never know what Harvard gets us
María
@maria_omfg
they switch up on u just like that pic.twitter.com/v0P5YiNWKv
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María
@maria_omfg
LMAO LOOK AT WHAT MY BROTHER DID pic.twitter.com/fn47PtsQWv
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María
@maria_omfg
buttress second verse on inferno pic.twitter.com/NyjEJxbCdD
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
