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@marshall_mcf
I have officially decided to take up permenant residency on board this cruise ship pic.twitter.com/Mvj018B44a
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Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
The worst thing about booking a Ryanair flight is the thousands of spam emails you get about car hire, hotels and travel insurance
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Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Wowwww four fighter jets just roared over the village at like 1,000ft my ears hurt haha
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Happy 10th Birthday iPhone! I still feel so lucky to have one hehe #iPhoneAt10
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
It's interesting to learn how much you neighbours argue when everyone's windows are open
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Me: "A chicken nugget sharebox please"
McDs: "6, 9 or 20?"
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Who on earth shares 6 nuggets
McDs: "6, 9 or 20?"
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Who on earth shares 6 nuggets
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Absolute horror as my Amazon Echo pronounces Marylebone "Mary-lee-bone"
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Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
British Airways be like... pic.twitter.com/mcXkyF0zM5
Retweet of status by @SteMWilkinson
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Absolutely cannot be bothered for today
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@marshall_mcf
Well a night in Clapham was everything I thought it would be
Marshall ✈
@marshall_mcf
Busy morning @BELFASTCITY_AIR training these beautiful medical alert dogs with NI Assistance Dogs & @flybe pic.twitter.com/btIKveAngZ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
