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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Someone keeps putting Arnold Schwarzenegger in other films pic.twitter.com/Pjncun4HaDโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
23 Nov 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Someone keeps putting Arnold Schwarzenegger in other films ๐ https://t.co/Pjncun4HaDโฆ https://t.co/ZZVdtHw1ED
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
I've spent my last 2 birthdays in lockdown, I now declare this birthday 4 day weekend open. pic.twitter.com/EBEAmSE4FN
25 Mar 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I've spent my last 2 birthdays in lockdown, I now declare this birthday 4 day weekend open. ๐ป ๐ https://t.co/EBEAmSE4FN
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
@masterbates223 No mate , you misunderstood... that cock-ometer is a measure of how much of a cock YOU are, not how big your cock is
Retweet of status by @krackenDF
06 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @masterbates223 No mate , you misunderstood... that cock-ometer is a measure of how much of a cock YOU are, not how big your cock is ๐
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
@masterbates223 is on the road, be careful pic.twitter.com/k4FlWFHwoN
Retweet of status by @mrwhite321
14 Aug 21
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Test came back negative pic.twitter.com/WKDgxXrCPf
24 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Test came back negative ๐๐ป๐๐ป https://t.co/WKDgxXrCPf
Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday breakfast pic.twitter.com/Xe2EqLwYAZ
Retweet of status by @UnbalancedMemes
07 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday breakfast ๐ https://t.co/Xe2EqLwYAZ
Simon Bates
@masterbates223
@masterbates223 Thanks, Iโm fucking homeless now, cheers
Retweet of status by @Tim467688
08 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @masterbates223 Thanks, Iโm fucking homeless now, cheers ๐
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Now you know how to settle a bill when you take her out pic.twitter.com/mnFD8BLM2a
05 Jun 20
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Simon Bates
@masterbates223
HERE WE GO... @BBCR1
Retweet of status by @CamelPhat
22 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote HERE WE GO... @BBCR1 ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Busted pic.twitter.com/hb0BJXx0CU
13 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Busted ๐ฌ https://t.co/hb0BJXx0CU
Simon Bates
@masterbates223
Contradicted herself just a tad.. pic.twitter.com/xmsNYhzlmH
Retweet of status by @UnbalancedMemes
04 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Contradicted herself just a tad.. ๐ https://t.co/xmsNYhzlmH
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐