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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Wouldn't you love to leave all your responsibilities behind, and fuck off somewhere.
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Actually pure buzzing for my @fentybeauty delivery to arrive
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
I physically can't even bring myself to reach for Make Up Forever's HD stick foundation - it is viiiiiiile
Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Why can I not take a nice pic of myself
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
I really want to drop down to part time orrrrrr stop working altogether
Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Having the day off is all fun and games until you realise there's no one to play with
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Love being tanned..not so keen on my grim orange hands
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
I'm more than ready to jet off tomorrow for a week of sun and cocktails for Beckie's 21st
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Sooo over this week and it's only Tuesday
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Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
Do personal trainers come home with you and stop you from shoving everything humanly possible in your fucking mouth because i need that
Maffhew
@matthewoliverr
All I wanna do is be asleep right now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
