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max
@maxcockcroft
journey juice pic.twitter.com/K82JpfHzxy
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max
@maxcockcroft
my parents dog took a shit on the kitchen floor and their automatic vacuum cleaner sucked it up and spread it around the house
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MMLC
@maxcockcroft
space cowboy pic.twitter.com/fR65guJzh8
MMLC
@maxcockcroft
they said Prince Charming but make it fruity pic.twitter.com/HTrYR1fe17
MMLC
@maxcockcroft
I can’t believe I was carried out of a club unconscious , had my social media hacked and caught covid all in the same week
MMLC
@maxcockcroft
being homophobic must be so boring like imagine only speaking to straight people
MMLC
@maxcockcroft
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ken doll
@maxcockcroft
It’s just hit me how close 2030 is and I feel so uncomfortable
ken doll
@maxcockcroft
I must have just imagined this whole pandemic situation judging from all the people on Instagram going on holiday
ken doll
@maxcockcroft
Coffee makes my anxiety 10 x worse but omg it tastes so good I can’t stop
ken doll
@maxcockcroft
Serving a customer today and then they go “can’t believe you made it to work” turned out it was my taxi driver from last night
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
