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Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
A section of Malta fans have made this banner for the game tonight against England. Brilliant pic.twitter.com/X1Tr9B0rlS
Retweet of status by @theawayfans
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Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
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Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
Just offered my husband the chance to lick spilled wine from my boobs. Apparently he doesn't like that wine
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
The winner preserves the history... #saturdaymorning #satchat pic.twitter.com/lr6IjM90fy
Retweet of status by @snowyegret14
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
14: "I'm about to gouge my eyeballs out"
Me: "Wait til after you've walked your dog, you need to see to pick up his crap"
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Me: "Wait til after you've walked your dog, you need to see to pick up his crap"
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Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
I've just found out that I'm cisgender and I didn't even know it
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Funbags McFuckstick™
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WOY
FUCK ME, Roy Hodgson has let himself go.
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#Wimbledon #Football pic.twitter.com/WUBJRk6P4n
FUCK ME, Roy Hodgson has let himself go.
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#Wimbledon #Football pic.twitter.com/WUBJRk6P4n
Retweet of status by @shit_reviews
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
when a big account twittercides and all the bs whining begins cause they're not getting RTd anymore:
Retweet of status by @djskill3t
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
Bought solar lights for my garden so we can sit out and, in summertime, they only need to be on for about 4 hours. Economical AF
Funbags McFuckstick™
@mc_funbags
Was wondering if you could buy peacocks, don't ask, it's just my brain...anyway, the name of this search result pic.twitter.com/XBvWjcoJBO
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
