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Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Itβs Stranger Things Day
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Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Bluetooth earphones are pure dog, just been playing my music out loud in public like a dickhead thinking they were connected
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Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
This is fab an extra 140 characters for me to chat shit that nobody wants to read β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
That acid feeling in ya stomach when youβre hanging is actually the worst
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Successful second day in my predominantly Asian household, I now know how to say fried chicken in Korean
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Who remembers this absolutely lit motion picture pic.twitter.com/PkKmOewl0x
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Spent most of my bday trying to convince my Mom to stay on FT so I can watch Alfie run around the garden pic.twitter.com/FH7o9t5yN1
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Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Quit my job on Friday and my leader/workmates still called me to sing happy birthday.. How nice and cute of them
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Maisie makes me cringeeeeeeeeeeeee so bad #exonthebeach
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
Fancy me and @SamueILiles passing our driving tests on the same day.. Bet @Nighthawknik is a proud lil bunny right now
Megan Byrne
@megannnnbyrne
How's one of my workmates (remaining anonymous) gonna suck dick on a pilgrimage to Lourdes how can you be that disrespectful to the lord
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
