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melissa
@melissamalofy
Not getting home from work until 4:30 in the morning has the same effect the next day as a hangover.. pray for me tonight
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melissa
@melissamalofy
I love when people say merry Christmas instead of happy holidays
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melissa
@melissamalofy
Fans at Joe Louis arena go crazy for a baby, boo everyone else pic.twitter.com/Hmhjgl5iBu
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melissa
@melissamalofy
if we made a plan then i hit you at said plan time - don't ask me if we still on for the plan stay home
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melissa
@melissamalofy
too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener
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melissa
@melissamalofy
Everybody being extra as hell today
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melissa
@melissamalofy
GIRLS DONT LIKE BOYS GIRLS LIKE CARS AND MONEY
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melissa
@melissamalofy
Is the one starting the conversations. You're all so shady I cannot deal.
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melissa
@melissamalofy
I swear to god none of my friends will ever let me live down the time I asked my date what his favorite color was #FlirtGameStrong
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
