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@melysaalanis
"what's that in the corner" - @melysaalanis "it's a taco stand. I can smell the beef" - @JacqulineRomo
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@melysaalanis
I can't. Hahaha pic.twitter.com/hzUG2XpW1s
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@melysaalanis
@PaleteroMan @ohlivita He's actually from San Antonio. They're everywhere
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@melysaalanis
@melysaalanis Savages. Those are the same people who pour their milk in before the cereal lol
Retweet of status by @delephvnt
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@melysaalanis
I want sushi.
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@melysaalanis
Y’all love to be offended on behalf of others
Retweet of status by @JJames12_
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@melysaalanis
*Lauren swerving all over the road*
Tracey: "Lauren! Drive straight!"
@lee_lauren3: "But I'm not straight, though."
Tracey: "Lauren! Drive straight!"
@lee_lauren3: "But I'm not straight, though."
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@melysaalanis
Oprah is invited to the carnita asada twitter.com/foxsoccer/stat…
Retweet of status by @SuerteBar
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@melysaalanis
@melysaalanis Nice for what
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@melysaalanis
@aleulus I like how you have @melysaalanis with a donut at the end of her contact name
Retweet of status by @OmarOchoa55
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@melysaalanis
This dude comes and shows me my car’s air filter as if I didn’t put worse shit in my body. I’m good, boo. Leave that in there.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
