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@melziam_
Gotta tell people what kinda champagne to bring to brunch otherwise theyβll bring cooks.
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Mel
@melziam_
This whole Kim Kardashian/Trump prison reform thing reminds me of Dave Chappelleβs bit about Ja Rule and 9/11
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Mel
@melziam_
aww congrats to the Cleveland Lebrons pic.twitter.com/z8Isawf10p
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Mel
@melziam_
Women by far..
You ever try to do dishes with the same temp water a woman uses? twitter.com/cthecurator/stβ¦
You ever try to do dishes with the same temp water a woman uses? twitter.com/cthecurator/stβ¦
Mel
@melziam_
Had canned food that would probably last us a good year, tons of water, candles and batteries
Mel
@melziam_
Arguably the worst black son of all-time pic.twitter.com/OkWVH2NeDK
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Mel
@melziam_
I got my ass whopped so bad one time it really changed my behavior in school... I still was bad but I knew my limit
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Mel
@melziam_
My son pulled his lip down and I said I canβt see anything and he said I forgot youβre not black
Mel
@melziam_
"idk who st. Valentine was but i hope he died alone surrounded by couplesβ
Mel
@melziam_
Lala is nice, but SINGLE almost divorced Lala is
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Melziam
@melziam_
Only 5 days left until Christmas! Order a few bottles of ya favorite βeggnogβ
Tag a three⦠instagram.com/p/Bc8YB8bHmW2/
Tag a three⦠instagram.com/p/Bc8YB8bHmW2/
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
