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Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
Walked out of my first day of bar training with only 2 cuts
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Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
The guy on the phone at doggy daycare said Maui was a weird breed. Heβs probably 10 times cuter than your dogs
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Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
Love you too mau pic.twitter.com/JPY3TBLpl9
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
Stop splitting checks 20 ways pic.twitter.com/ejOUe8E3ep
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
My bathing suit bottoms have turned into an actual thong
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
I think I only want my boobs done just so I don't have to wear a bra
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
A sick puppy means finding random piles of puke around the house
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Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
Made brownies with Carmel and snickers bites
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
When I pick up dinner and hit every green light on the way home
Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
I'm in need of 3 EDCLV tickets! If you or someone you know is selling, hit me up please
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Shelby Ann
@meowwitsshelby
"When you've been acting like a brat all day but still end up getting what you want..." pic.twitter.com/yfa7zaTgAN
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
