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computer lily
@mermaidbot
i met this girl and was immediately like "she's like me!" so i texted her to hang out and then i get to eat the extra avocado
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computer lily
@mermaidbot
dogs are still mostly sweaty male movie dorks but
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computer lily
@mermaidbot
she got me #justice
computer lily
@mermaidbot
and i hate to be out and about women
computer lily
@mermaidbot
every couple months i'm like "I watched x files and drank seltzer and went to bed at 11 *"
computer lily
@mermaidbot
if you are scratching a dog under its chin and it closes its eyes and doggy smiles at you
computer lily
@mermaidbot
i am NOT having a nice time
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computer lily
@mermaidbot
alcohol is the best bookstore in chicago
computer lily
@mermaidbot
oh my god this dude who kept LOOKING like he was gonna try to talk to me and he DIDN'T
computer lily
@mermaidbot
does anyone want to kill me and die of old age by my pool this aft bring snax
computer lily
@mermaidbot
@333333333433333 buy me a girl with cute shoes and was like a mermaid i think
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
