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@mindthiskapoor
A gentleman opens doors , jars and bras for a lady
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@mindthiskapoor
If beauty parlours continue to remain closed Mankind will see something more dangerous than Corona..
W/a
W/a
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@mindthiskapoor
Wife: *sleeps through an earthquake*
Me: *gently moves my foot in bed*
Wife: Are you going to keep me up all night?
Me: *gently moves my foot in bed*
Wife: Are you going to keep me up all night?
ASH
@mindthiskapoor
Do RT so he comes back. And I and @ShuklaAnchal_ can have good object to troll pic.twitter.com/hVLeXjtw7C
Retweet of status by @LifeOfStardust
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@mindthiskapoor
Thatβs harsh. pic.twitter.com/wErjPXzKuh
Retweet of status by @payal_trust
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@mindthiskapoor
I taste so good, they named a coffee after me pic.twitter.com/EaRnBFZJ4n
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@mindthiskapoor
The Wife was watching a cookery show I said"What you watching that for you can't cook?"
She said "so? You watch porn"
She said "so? You watch porn"
ASH
@mindthiskapoor
Teacher : why your paper is blank?
Me : Sometimes silence is the best answer
Me : Sometimes silence is the best answer
Retweet of status by @Mostlycute_
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@mindthiskapoor
Was inactive for 4 days on Twitter and gained around 50 followers.
Came back and posted one tweet and lost 5.
Came back and posted one tweet and lost 5.
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@mindthiskapoor
Dear Penis
Thank You For Not Bleeding Once A Month.
Thank You For Not Bleeding Once A Month.
Retweet of status by @Nakshvaidhya
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
