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urdadsdaddy
@mockingbeards
Trimmed the beard. pic.twitter.com/ZAHPsJhiUB
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urdadsdaddy
@mockingbeards
Made my eyes roll back β pic.twitter.com/wa8toQHoKb
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urdadsdaddy
@mockingbeards
Check the ridges pic.twitter.com/NMssSVpeFO
urdadsdaddy
@mockingbeards
As you wish pic.twitter.com/MAsSSlF6Yk
Retweet of status by @haydeniramay
urdadsdaddy
@mockingbeards
Before and after the barber pic.twitter.com/PIqg1XfNIs
no1 tamagotchi dad
@mockingbeards
If their ass gets noisy during sex look them in the eye and you tell them "It's okay baby, I'm an airbender" pic.twitter.com/7mhKJU4ipe
Retweet of status by @jobarfcreepy
no1 tamagotchi dad
@mockingbeards
This was literally me this weekend.
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no1 tamagotchi dad (dorealley)
@mockingbeards
Beep beep pic.twitter.com/8oHpQmA9re
no1 tamagotchi dad (dorealley)
@mockingbeards
Getting my clock out in public restrooms pic.twitter.com/Bx7Vzkx2Xa
no1 tamagotchi dad (dorealley)
@mockingbeards
No thoughts just handlebar himbo pic.twitter.com/0EfMGEF0st
Mockingbeards
@mockingbeards
What else are we feeding this tummy to make it fatter? pic.twitter.com/d2T7S0OWEy
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
