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My girlfriend is too good for me
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Me: Hi
Waitress Twitter: IFYOUCAN'TAFFORDTOTIPYOUCAN'TAFFORDTOEATOUT
Waitress Twitter: IFYOUCAN'TAFFORDTOTIPYOUCAN'TAFFORDTOEATOUT
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@mvm_xo
Realizing how much older your parents look and how much they aged right beside you twitter.com/wesleysnipes/sβ¦
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@mvm_xo
To the social media personnel who work for the @Mariners keep doing what you do don't change for anyone. pic.twitter.com/BYcIM3foeT
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@mvm_xo
Every time I get Starbucks coffee I am reminded of why I don't
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@mvm_xo
I guess there are 8 Nick Benenati's on Facebook and one of them took the liberty to let that be known I'm dead pic.twitter.com/hAR3DybODs
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RT @Marxistotle: LET HIM FIGHT YOU COWARDS pic.twitter.com/NpBQ0bQxIO
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@mvm_xo
Will said if we win the World Series he'll give me a baby everybody please pray for the Mariners every night
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@mvm_xo
It is so unbelievably annoying when girls post about their bf all. God. Damn. Day. Keep that off the TL.. it sucks but no one really cares.
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Guess it's time to be a thot
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
