12.
megan montaño
@mxivp
Me: [dad voice] alright, drive safe, and have her home by midnight...and make sure to have a good time
Wife’s boyfriend: will do sir
Wife’s boyfriend: will do sir
Retweet of status by @lilsasquatch66
13.
megan montaño
@mxivp
i am:
gay
straight
incredibly pressed i was forced into existence, especially one that lacks so much e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
gay
straight
incredibly pressed i was forced into existence, especially one that lacks so much e… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
...but wait! There's more!
12.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
