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ortuist
@ortuist
who is this woman Tara that trump keeps mentioning..
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ortuist
@ortuist
"..okay where the FUCK are the goddamn musical notes"
--me every time i look for one of the musical note emojis
--me every time i look for one of the musical note emojis
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ortuist
@ortuist
cashier: do you want a bag
me: no.. save the earth
cashier: there's no saving it now
me: tru. have a blessed day ma'am
me: no.. save the earth
cashier: there's no saving it now
me: tru. have a blessed day ma'am
Retweet of status by @zygomatrix
ortuist
@ortuist
it's crazy that there's so much political controversy surround this movie from 2004.. #birtherism #birther pic.twitter.com/Mhn4hVnFnD
ortuist
@ortuist
If Lady Gaga
& my man
both dying
and I can only save one
catch me missing his funeral
on a spaceship to Venus
& my man
both dying
and I can only save one
catch me missing his funeral
on a spaceship to Venus
ortuist
@ortuist
Later that day I got to thinking.. pic.twitter.com/C8qxBsDJUb
ortuist
@ortuist
this guy who doesn't follow me but who faved one of my tweets today is someone i had a college class w/ & had a crush on ~8 years ago..
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ortuist
@ortuist
i'm still waiting for a vibrator.. twitter.com/cosmopolitan/sβ¦
ortuist
@ortuist
i wonder if the original dutch settlers of NYC complained to settlers who came a few years later that "the city used to be so much better "
ortuist
@ortuist
@kourtneykardash eating diaries is so unhealthy
ortuist
@ortuist
my review: better in theory than in practice
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
