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partystarrett
@partystarrett
Can no one get my name right
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@partystarrett
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partystarrett
@partystarrett
β@garrettleonard: I don't trust people with high scores on flappy birdβ @Kat_Suarez816
partystarrett
@partystarrett
no clue what this emoji really is but it's a pancake until further notice for me
partystarrett
@partystarrett
Sex with me is like a treatment
Retweet of status by @dhatflvckonigga
partystarrett
@partystarrett
"What in the name of dear God is this" - my client seeing raviolis for dinner
Patriciaaaaa
@partystarrett
Today's pros and cons right there for ya
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Patriciaaaaa
@partystarrett
He said no sex for around a month for extra safety.... #HeAintSurrrs
Patriciaaaaa
@partystarrett
But now that means I'm staying an extra 2hrs or more until they can find someone to replace me
Patriciaaaaa
@partystarrett
I think The Strangers is on tv
Patriciaaaaa
@partystarrett
Ass so Spanish
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
