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Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
BLUESSSS!
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Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
*after I get a fresh cut
Stupid person: "did u get a haircut?"
Me: no, I'm growing out a Joe Dirt mullet, can't u tell?"
Stupid person:
Stupid person: "did u get a haircut?"
Me: no, I'm growing out a Joe Dirt mullet, can't u tell?"
Stupid person:
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Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
β@SpaceSham: Nigga caught that 8 piece special with fries! β Micky d's is always skeeting ppl
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
I miss the good ol days when you could have bottle rocket fights all day and night.
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
β@chaney_473: I could easily live in Florida. β it's a great place to vacation but it's not a good place to live.
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
Just got home from work
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
I didn't even realize how sunburnt I was until everyone I saw tonight called me out about it.
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Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
Guess I'll go back to sleep
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
How my dad taught me to spell grass: "put a G and R in front of ass and you spell grass" keep in mind I was 6 at the time. #FlashBack
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
β@ATinyHand: http://t.co/9ROIY3xNbyβ ur boy Kim Jong! Lmao
Patrick Sommerhalder
@pr0jectpat
I should of went to the lake or went went fishing with hambone.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
