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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
I always give cuter kids more candy on Halloween. Not because I'm a bitch just because you gotta show them how life's gonna be.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Find someone who makes you as happy as the men on Maury when they find out they're NOT the father.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
There are so many people out there who dislike you and you are not even aware of their existence.
SHIT CRAZY!
SHIT CRAZY!
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Bitches will call you crying about the fuckboy they're dating then say "hold on it's him"
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
I want someone who can share the rest of their life with me. As long as they know I got my own & need space.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
She must've done this before cause her spray skills are pic.twitter.com/VsEkFe7HUn
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
If she doesn't go fucking psycho on you from time to time then she's not in love with you and your dick is trash.
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Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
Patience is a great quality to have. Too bad I don't have any.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
If you love someone let them go, or cripple them so they can't.
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
I'm not high maintenance I just know what I want pic.twitter.com/7svQNa5Ri9
Princess Diana
@princessdi1209
If the Snapchat filters don't make you look good you're ugly fam.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
