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Mariah
@purrrfectparker
Happy Birthday you giant slutball @ihatereginab
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Mariah
@purrrfectparker
My legs hate me
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Mariah
@purrrfectparker
โ@OoooSheBadd: Wtf kinda stupid shit is this? pic.twitter.com/Y7iJG2hgzXโ
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
I really straightened my hair for no reason, all this damn humidity just making it frizzy
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
I should probably turn my phone off before my plane crashes & we all die
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
I really need to finish this paper but like my sister won't let me get off the phone...like giiirl I'm gonna be there in two days
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
First day @ Twin Peaks pic.twitter.com/PP8sBXuce9
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Mariah
@purrrfectparker
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
My phone has been on 18% for about an hour, while on the charger like wut is even happening
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
Hate telling people why I'm upset bc 9 times out of 10 I end up sounding like a psychopath
Mariah
@purrrfectparker
I accidentally picked up a host shift & I will literally kill myself if I have to actually work it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
