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fat bully
@ricardojkay
me with $5 in my bank account: should i go buy weed or chipotle ?
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fat bully
@ricardojkay
LIKE this if u wish u were smoking weed i just want to feel ur presence here with me tonight
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fat bully
@ricardojkay
someone: *dies*
religious person: wow that couldβve been me! god is good
religious person: wow that couldβve been me! god is good
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fat bully
@ricardojkay
me: hi
white girl: iβm the sweetest person youβll meet but if you cross me iβll turn into a stone cold bitch
white girl: iβm the sweetest person youβll meet but if you cross me iβll turn into a stone cold bitch
fat bully
@ricardojkay
LIKE this if you wish you were smoking weed. I wanna feel your presence with me here tonight
fat bully
@ricardojkay
LIKE this if you donβt know what chrissy teigens job is
fat bully
@ricardojkay
local girls whenever other girls that they barely know comment ββ on their instagram selfies pic.twitter.com/tbKpwhKuMQ
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fat bully
@ricardojkay
me: hi
chris brown fans: i donβt give a shit if he hates women ! thatβs my man
chris brown fans: i donβt give a shit if he hates women ! thatβs my man
fat bully
@ricardojkay
LIKE this if u wish u were smoking weed i just want to feel ur presence here with me tonight
fat bully
@ricardojkay
bank account: empty
this bowl: packed
this bowl: packed
fat bully
@ricardojkay
me: iβm literally so fucking depressed
local girl: us in fifth period
local girl: us in fifth period
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
