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sami kelly
@samikelly_
just told my toddler to go to bed and he told me βfive minutesβ
19 Oct 17
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
running into clients in public when your hair is dirty and not brushed and you're still wearing last nights make up...
13 Sep 17
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
What part of your brain tells you it's a good idea to ask me WHY I have my nose pierced? Because I wanted it, Carol.
01 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote What part of your brain tells you it's a good idea to ask me WHY I have my nose pierced? Because I wanted it, Carol. π
sami kelly
@samikelly_
every time I talked to a client today about Cole, I almost cried. he's my whole heart and soul.
04 Mar 17
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
my toddler just punched me in the face and said, "you wanna fight?" it's only 10am
17 Feb 17
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
the mom in me wants to let Cole grow a mullet. the hair dresser in me is cringing.
09 Jan 17
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
being able to put gifts under the tree for your kid is the most rewarding feeling. I worked my ass off this year. we deserve this.
25 Dec 16
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
Robert to Cole: "you see? you pee, you flush, then you put the seat down for mom." wow, got myself a keeper.
28 Jul 16
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
getting serious about this wedding planning.
06 Jun 16
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
Life pic.twitter.com/7ywMHWzmCc
Retweet of status by @Princess_GF_
26 Feb 16
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sami kelly
@samikelly_
got my eyebrows threaded for the first time today and I'll probably never wax again. it hurt so bad but my eyebrows are so nice.
18 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote got my eyebrows threaded for the first time today and I'll probably never wax again. it hurt so bad but my eyebrows are so nice. π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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