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@sammyjotweets
Had to leave my shirt buttons for a tip coz not enough cash, whoops hope they donβt mind
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Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
Itβs Saturday, let your soul shine.
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Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
Iβve just seen guys playing ping pong with their dicks and Iβm just like βffs twitterβ
Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
This little fella smashed into my window and landed under my chair while I was quietly reading thankfully he wasβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
Hey you guys Iβm moving home this week so could really do with some help yeah, please...anyone......anyone wtf
*loses followers
*loses followers
Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
Mozart Chan pic.twitter.com/l0mArCQFXD
Retweet of status by @Chlodnyodcien
Sammy johohoho π
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@sammyjotweets
Oh Pachamama you just bless us with your beauty here on Earth pic.twitter.com/psS1OiwgG1
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Sammy johohoho π
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@sammyjotweets
@joekjoek Basically you ruined what is a brilliant song
Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
I know twitter.com/sammyjotweets/β¦
Retweet of status by @ajsmith2369
Sammy j
@sammyjotweets
Not to brag but those kitchen drawers that are full to the top with crap. Well. Iβve got two of those.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
