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Sammy!
@samreeed
You can now order 4 free rapid tests to be delivered by USPS
special.usps.com/testkits pic.twitter.com/wLLIhLMg2n
special.usps.com/testkits pic.twitter.com/wLLIhLMg2n
Retweet of status by @MarchForScience
18 Jan 22
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Sammy!
@samreeed
@gooliamasi usb time
04 Mar 21
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sammy
@samreeed
if u attended the eagles parade u are not allowed to have an opinion on property destruction and rioting. sorry!
Retweet of status by @pretty_bored_
28 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if u attended the eagles parade u are not allowed to have an opinion on property destruction and rioting. sorry! β€οΈ
sammy βΏβ
@samreeed
i downloaded skype so i could βfacetimeβ my first boyfriend who had an android in high school. donβt talk to me about loyalty
Retweet of status by @KaatePorter
25 Feb 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote i downloaded skype so i could βfacetimeβ my first boyfriend who had an android in high school. donβt talk to me about loyalty π₯΅π₯΅
jolly pup
@samreeed
This is Roy Halladay throwing the second perfect game in philles history. Throw some cheddar in heaven
pic.twitter.com/xxGUE9STH5
pic.twitter.com/xxGUE9STH5
Retweet of status by @BasebaIlKing
07 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is Roy Halladay throwing the second perfect game in philles history. Throw some cheddar in heaven πβ€
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spooky pupπ»
@samreeed
Lmk why I'm the worst person ever and just threw up all over my friend's car
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lmk why I'm the worst person ever and just threw up all over my friend's car π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
spooky pupπ»
@samreeed
My favorite hobby is getting sexually harassed by guests at Sesame
04 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My favorite hobby is getting sexually harassed by guests at Sesame π©π©π©
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local pup:)
@samreeed
Mood:
20 Jul 17
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local pup:)
@samreeed
just texted someone with an android my community service for the day is done
Retweet of status by @anuscosgrove
08 Jul 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote just texted someone with an android my community service for the day is done β
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local pup:)
@samreeed
if owl city& my girl both drowning and I can only save one catch me at my girl funeral screamin you would not believe your eyes
Retweet of status by @DailyMemeSuppIy
13 Jun 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote if owl cityπ¦& my girlπΈπΎ both drowningπππΎ and I can only save oneπ° catch me at my girl funeralπ screamin you would not believe your eyesπ π£
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@samreeed
Don't claim to be a Panic! at the disco fan if you've never panicked at a disco
Retweet of status by @heyifeellike
11 Oct 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't ππ» claim ππ» to ππ» be ππ» a ππ»Panic! ππ» at ππ» the ππ» disco ππ»fan ππ» if ππ» you've ππ» never ππ»panicked ππ» at ππ» a ππ» disco ππ»
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ