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Sara Jen
@saraaj157
Helped a family find their lost dog
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Sara Jen
@saraaj157
It's actually very disturbing when men the age of my father hit on me
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Sara Jen
@saraaj157
Mom: "when you gonna pop out some babies?" she's obviously obsessed with having grandchildren....
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
YESSS NO WORK TODAY
Retweet of status by @raccchhhh
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
I could eat a whole container of tic tacs in minutes
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
Why do 40 year old men go tanning?
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
Organic hidden valley ranch tastes nothing like the original
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Sara Jen
@saraaj157
@paytonschatz oooh look at you! Have a good first day
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
I hate how every time I'm uncomfortable my face gets red...
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
Chick-fil-a guy asked me who the second president of the US was and said I was the first person out of 10 other cars to get it right
Sara Jen
@saraaj157
There's blood in my pee this is not ok!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
