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@scottaw
@GarrettZumini Tell your son my cat gets mad about the same thing
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@scottaw
Why did Trump pardon Michael Flynn, when just 6 months ago he said Flynn was innocent?
You don't pardon innocent people
You don't pardon innocent people
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@scottaw
Which of my followers is up to date on The Expanse and has a podcasting-worthy mic?
@BubbleSortTV and I want to know
@BubbleSortTV and I want to know
Scott
@scottaw
@TiffanyW_412 Vague subtweeting? Only since twitter killed its first whale.
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OMG! My iPhone is 28.1% damage by 4 viruses and the solution is to install a Google Play app!
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@m_older Not to mention mud flaps on trucksβ¦
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Bought a $400 DRM juicer?
Well, theyβre shutting down. So now itβs a paperweight theverge.com/2017/9/1/16243β¦
Well, theyβre shutting down. So now itβs a paperweight theverge.com/2017/9/1/16243β¦
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@thekeeme @_upgradefm I now have to relegate you to the grandparent bin along with my dad and his wife.
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@mecredy yeah, please don't let her make the ones that I did⦠wouldn't wish those on anyone.
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@johnchidgey I wasted time on the Mac while I waited. Got no work doneβ¦
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
