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topanga
@scumkitty
my tattoo artist called me his dream girl
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topanga
@scumkitty
ur KIDDING ME this is a new era of getting my sister wasted
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topanga
@scumkitty
"What's it like having siblings?" pic.twitter.com/giIXxaYP6A
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topanga
@scumkitty
people r ruff as fuck with the merchandise then ask "can i have one from the back? " bich u buy from off the shelves here
topanga
@scumkitty
Some Donna Summer appreciation pic.twitter.com/shrJSxstNL
topanga
@scumkitty
I said..I'm n pain..She said..Even the toughest cookies crumble........I said 4 a sec-That made me feel better..Fillmoe
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topanga
@scumkitty
i can't believe i'm not being smooched
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@scumkitty
wife: "what about these hun?"
dumb man:
repeat 20x
dumb man:
repeat 20x
topanga
@scumkitty
what's a good fake blood that dries down so i don't get it all over the place throughout the night
topanga
@scumkitty
grandma told me today that the first election she got to vote in was for JFK & here i am about to vote in my first btween some aholes
topanga
@scumkitty
these nipple pasties r the
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
