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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Judging by the week I’ve had with disgruntled members ….I wouldn’t be surprised if it was my fault there’s no p… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
11 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Judging by the week I’ve had with disgruntled members🤦♂️ ….I wouldn’t be surprised if it was my fault there’s no p… https://t.co/vDXly3mGGr
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
I bet that referee genuinely enjoys internal out of bounds in golf on any level
10 Dec 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I bet that referee genuinely enjoys internal out of bounds in golf on any level ⛳️
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
@PeterFinchGolf Have you got the code for the gate pro ?
Sorry I know your on holiday
Sorry I know your on holiday
17 Oct 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @PeterFinchGolf Have you got the code for the gate pro ?
Sorry I know your on holiday
👀
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
With the club double booking the function room this Saturday with a ladies division 7 4 man internal dominoes m… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
07 Sep 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote With the club double booking 🤦♂️the function room this Saturday with a ladies division 7 4 man internal dominoes m… https://t.co/iPV82lMvA0
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Lads golf trips
…if you know of anything better I don’t believe you
…if you know of anything better I don’t believe you
29 Jul 22
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…if you know of anything better I don’t believe you ☺️☺️☺️
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
I went to the cash n carry on Friday for no more than an hour.
Three members have asked if I had a good holiday last week
Three members have asked if I had a good holiday last week
09 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I went to the cash n carry on Friday for no more than an hour.
Three members have asked if I had a good holiday last week
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Imagine playing a course and being told you had to change into jacket and tie for dinner,only to be served Vienetta for dessert
24 Apr 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Imagine playing a course and being told you had to change into jacket and tie for dinner,only to be served Vienetta for dessert 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Frost greens pro ffs ? Surely we can get covers on them the night before ?
15 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Frost greens pro ffs ? Surely we can get covers on them the night before ?
🙁☹️😣😖😟😔😞😒
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Seriously pro,how can the course be closed when it’s 14 degrees outside today
31 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Seriously pro,how can the course be closed when it’s 14 degrees outside today
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Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
Under no circumstances can the proshop exchange Lynx Africa Box Sets against ANY @SrixonGolf balls
27 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Under no circumstances can the proshop exchange Lynx Africa Box Sets against ANY @SrixonGolf balls ⛳️
Secret Club Pro
@secretclubprov
This is all that’s holding me back to telling the seniors match organiser what I really think of him….. pic.twitter.com/j4fKEAembi
07 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This is all that’s holding me back to telling the seniors match organiser what I really think of him…..🤬🤬🤬 https://t.co/j4fKEAembi
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊