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J Foster
@shizzelf
"Sexual history?"
"Epic and private"
@RonUSwanson
"Epic and private"
@RonUSwanson
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J Foster
@shizzelf
@kpalms88 also, if I was going to do real lines, I would have used this emoji
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J Foster
@shizzelf
Funniest thing ever. Having breakfast with @burn_jax and a bunch of Mexicans walk in. All the sudden the music changed to "o lay o lay"
J Foster
@shizzelf
RT @CuffsTheLegend: just when you really think you not washed you see a 50 year old man who can still dunk a basketball http://t.co/a14KOโฆ
J Foster
@shizzelf
@nathanfoster1 RT @passantino: SF TV station @KTVU reports Asiana pilots named "Sum Ting Wong," "Ho Lee Fuk" http://t.co/b8htGhCdGjโ
J Foster
@shizzelf
"I don't wanna talk about it, I just want to sneeze"
J Foster
@shizzelf
@ManthaBear13 I've seen it happen so many times
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J Foster
@shizzelf
@kpalms88 yyeeaahhhhh. *saves to camera roll for later usage*
J Foster
@shizzelf
#truth #throwbackthursday http://t.co/9LANt1cSl5
J Foster
@shizzelf
"Come here pretty boy"
"not you fat Jesus!"
"not you fat Jesus!"
J Foster
@shizzelf
4 minute drive to work, I guess it is too much to ask for ONE song to play on three different radio stations
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
