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Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
She stole my heart in the trailer park. So I jacked the keys to her fucking car and crashed that piece of shit and walked away
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Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
I hate tattoos cause once you get one, you just want to keep getting more
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Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Girls better watch out when it's duck season or they're gonna get shot by hunters. Better stop the duck faces #quack #quack
Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Take a dirty picture for me, take a dirty picture
Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Tonight I have 5 packs of Reese's sticks, 3 packs the big cup, 2 bags of jerky, some movies and my bed. Time to be anti social
Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Life is good
Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Oh work is gonna be a joy
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Nate Alan
@shoemaker02
Oh football season starts! Woohoo no fucks giving! It's the World Cup this year!
Nate Alan Shoemaker
@shoemaker02
Jealous that @Kferggg_12 and @sammy_whammy are eating at pizza hut buffet
Nate Alan Shoemaker
@shoemaker02
@LizEaly maybe it's just a guy thing but I would rather see Britney Spears dance and be a slut than Beyonce performing haha
Nate Alan Shoemaker
@shoemaker02
Cheers on making bad decisions and making good memories this weekend!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
