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Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
The Estabcan'tbreathehelpIcan'tbrehitmeontβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @barneyfarmer
21 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Estabππππππππππππππππππππππππcan'tbreatheπππππππππππππππππππππππhelpIcan'tbreππππππππππππππππππππππππππhitmeontβ¦ https://t.co/j6OF7Gitqe
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Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
Vanilla icecream and red wine
01 Jul 17
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Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
So the Conservatives actively want EU migrants to leave? twitter.com/faisalislam/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @DuncanStott
25 May 17
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Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
06 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π₯π₯Dr Ellie's super detox for New Year π₯π₯
1. Own a liver
2. Own a kidney, if possible two.
3. YAY You did it!
Deetox
Shmeetox
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
@incurablehippie Iβm beginning to see where @CarolynWillitts and I went wrong
01 Jan 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @incurablehippie Iβm beginning to see where @carolynwillitts and I went wrong π€
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
C'mon,
@tedcruz,
in 4 years
we can unseat this guy!!
You bring the AWESOME,
I'll bring the WINNING!!
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
@tedcruz,
in 4 years
we can unseat this guy!!
You bring the AWESOME,
I'll bring the WINNING!!
β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/8β¦
Retweet of status by @charliesheen
30 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote C'mon,
@tedcruz,
in 4 years
we can unseat this guy!!
You bring the AWESOME,
I'll bring the WINNING!!
Β©β¦ https://t.co/W7alNXYEb0
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
Maybe if @Twitter donβt want to get rid of the death and rape threats, trolls, and nazis, they could work on emoji hashtags for 2017? #
31 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Maybe if @twitter donβt want to get rid of the death and rape threats, trolls, and nazis, they could work on emoji hashtags for 2017? #π€
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Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
Reports emerging that our three year old son has been inviting people to our house on Boxing Day βfor a discoβ
19 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reports emerging that our three year old son has been inviting people to our house on Boxing Day βfor a discoβ π
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
Spiced syrup for mulled wine prepared for impromptu (and promptu) festivities. Fruity Christmas squash pie in the freezer for Boxing Day.
17 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Spiced syrup for mulled wine prepared for impromptu (and promptu) festivities. Fruity Christmas squash pie in the freezer for Boxing Day. ππ
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
Gosh, why does this excerpt from Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism sound familiar
nybooks.com/articles/1995/β¦ pic.twitter.com/tVqi6jc8s5
nybooks.com/articles/1995/β¦ pic.twitter.com/tVqi6jc8s5
Retweet of status by @FoldableHuman
03 Dec 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gosh, why does this excerpt from Umberto Eco's Ur-Fascism sound familiar π€
https://t.co/RkyznN1yaO https://t.co/tVqi6jc8s5
Simon Wheatley
@simonwheatley
@Turigon Ours had mashed potato the other day. Baby steps.
25 Nov 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Turigon Ours had mashed potato the other day. Baby steps. π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ