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Chris Miles
@slimejam
GLOFT: Gourley's Look Out For This. In this instance from Goldfinger, a woman's nostrils shoot smoke the same as h… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…
Retweet of status by @MattGourley
29 Aug 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
These new short versions of the Star Wars movies are pic.twitter.com/AgFmlQPViw
12 Jul 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
There you go, we finally have the official Meme for Series 10 #doctorwho pic.twitter.com/RZHgCvFqTA
Retweet of status by @cielamisseh
22 May 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
@snazdoll Did you write this episode just for me??! Doctor Who, nineteenth century London, and poop jokes!
29 Apr 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
I spoke to the Wall Street Journal about SPURT for this feature on books for boys. twitter.com/WSJ/status/843…
20 Mar 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
WHO DID THIS pic.twitter.com/t9DXew3F8V
17 Mar 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
Dreamt I witnessed an elephant climb onto the back of a hippopotamus. I thought they were about to ‘do it’. Elephant just did a pirouette.
16 Jan 17
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
My mid-life crisis is so lame that instead of buying a new sports car I’m buying LEGO vehicles secondhand on Bricklink.
18 Oct 16
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
@sj_bowden A friend on Facebook just told me his mum bought his kids bootleg ‘Frozem’ dolls
11 Sep 16
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
Finally picked up @twitofalili’s ‘The Boundless Sublime’, which based on its title sounds very relaxing and uplifting.
04 Aug 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Finally picked up @twitofalili’s ‘The Boundless Sublime’, which based on its title sounds very relaxing and uplifting.
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Chris Miles
@slimejam
Two (2) of the LEGO sets we bought today come with dunnies.
24 Jul 16
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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