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Slytherin Sassypants🐍
@slytherinstef
How do you get your TC to notice you? Asking for a friend.
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Slytherin Sassypants🐍
@slytherinstef
what do radiologists' dogs do for their dog-bones? they barium
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🎄🤶🏻Santa’s Slytherin Helper🐍⛄️
@slytherinstef
I just spent 5 minutes looking for my phone all over my apartment-
While texting my best friend
While texting my best friend
🍁Spooky 👻🎃Slytherin🐍🍂
@slytherinstef
Oh yay- the new iOS changed the keyboard so now I get to teach it to swear all over again
Ducking awesome
Ducking awesome
His Slytherin Snowman🐍☃️
@slytherinstef
I got stranded on a deserted island; and then you showed up with your coconuts and Tattoo and it turned into Fantasy Island
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Keeper 4 Slytherin🐍
@slytherinstef
My hair doesn’t stay long simply because it’s pretty
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
