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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
My wifes out of town so I made the conscious decision to leave the seat up. Since I'm used to it being down, I just go to sit, and fall in
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Egg in a hole
Chinese checkers
Crocheted stuffed animals
Peanut butter cookies
Marble animals from the tea box
Time
Attention
Love
-my Nana
Chinese checkers
Crocheted stuffed animals
Peanut butter cookies
Marble animals from the tea box
Time
Attention
Love
-my Nana
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Tapes over our sex tape with the Magic Bullet infomercial
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Steampunk Backboobs & the Corset of Doom
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Teeth like Chiclets, dick like, well, a Chiclet.
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Sorry I got a Skittle stuck in your belly button on our first date.
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
That feeling when you think you're out of Toaster Strudels but it turns out you have some downstairs.
It's not that great of a feeling, tbh
It's not that great of a feeling, tbh
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Regina Phalange
@smhbrb
Speak for yourselves, you fuckin LOSERS “The world waited 15 years for Shania Twain's new album”
twitter.com/i/moments/8576…
twitter.com/i/moments/8576…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
